Is the stock markets decline today related to Anne Nicole's smiths ping as determined by OD'ing?

Absolutely. I have checked the numbers over and over again, and I keep getting the same result: 100% of the days that include a release of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy report also include a broad market decline. That is too high a correlation to be dismissed as mere coincidence. I think you have discovered a perfect market indicator. I know that I, for one, will take out a huge short position the next time that Anna Nicole Smith dies.